If You Give Me an Inch, I’ll Take Ohio
By Bridal Bird
Dear D.C., Maryland, Virginia,
Kthanxbai.
Texas, Ohio and Pennsylvania? Have I ever told you how great you look in that shirt? Because it really brings out the color of your eyes. Oh my God have you states been working out? (giggle, hair twirl, hip jut.)
Love,
Bridal Bird
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February 13, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Come on. You know Pennsylvania is on steroids.
February 13, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Don’t forget the eyelash flutter. Worked on Washington state.
February 13, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Thanks to both of you for not mentioning what it took to get South Carolina on board. You’re gentlemen.
February 14, 2008 at 3:53 am
Oh come on… all you need to do is give them a swift kick.
February 14, 2008 at 3:58 am
Though my tears over sweet Mittens’ departure still flow and flow hard, I offer you and your boyfriend a most sincere “well played.”
February 14, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I-66-That baby is, and always will be, my computer wallpaper image.
J-We’re trying desperately to preserve teh hotness in the White House campaign for you.