I hardly have words for this. Me, speechless. Well done, secret boyfriendpresumptive nominee Barack Obama. Well done. Looking forward to us becoming neighbors. We don’t have voting rights here, but you’ll love the vegan cinnamon rolls at Sticky Fingers.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go back to staring in complete amazement at the television screen.
UPDATE: Thanks to K, who came up with the photo I looked for all last night and early this morning. Yes, if you watched closely before last night’s speech, you saw Barack and Michelle Obama parting on stage right before his speech by doing “Shake and Bake.” Best. First Couple. Ever.


June 3, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Right, you’re speechless.
Next thing you’ll be telling me is you just tore into a New York strip, a McDonald’s double cheeseburger, and ate a six pack of Ball Park franks.
How’s that speechlessness going now?
June 4, 2008 at 7:35 am
Time to buy the pups their I <3 OBAMA collars!
June 4, 2008 at 7:46 am
I bought it yesterday!
June 4, 2008 at 8:17 am
i heard about it on the radio this morning . . . so excited. we need change, and we need it now.
i’d also like my fiancé to come home after deployment [in the Navy] and not get called back. can you do that for me, Obama? please?
June 4, 2008 at 9:15 am
What the Bird hasn’t divulged is that when she’s staring at the television it isn’t really on.
June 4, 2008 at 11:50 am
Now we can all ride our Obama-issued Unicorns to freedom and change…
June 4, 2008 at 11:57 am
I am real democrat, a BIG one. And I’ll vote for your “boyfriend”…and I’ll be HAPPY about it if he picks my girlfriend, Hillary, as his running mate.
Lisa
Pledged Hillary delegate (well, 1/2 of a delegate) from Florida
June 4, 2008 at 12:22 pm
That. Just. Happened.
My mind has been blown.
And hell, if he picks my man Edwards as a running mate, I’ll even admit that I like those little thin pancakes.
June 4, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I-66-Of course. When it’s not on I can see my own reflection in it.
Phil-Puhlease, unicorns are so old—so McCain. My man’s giving out pegacorns.
Lisa-That’s the spirit! God love you Florida voters for the past eight years. You’re like the little engine that could. They take your votes and you just keep chugging.
HamBob (what, I wasn’t going to go there?)-Oh it’s a delicious day isn’t it? An Obama-Edwards ticket would internally combust from all that hotness. It would be like a quasar folding in on itself. I’m a strong proponent of an Obama-Webb ticket.
June 4, 2008 at 1:49 pm
You might like the way my blog looks today (and today only).
June 4, 2008 at 2:09 pm
The pegacorn of justice will impale McCain with his horn of hope and then fly away on the winds of change.
June 4, 2008 at 3:06 pm
OMGZ!!!!!!!! shake n bake FTW!!!!!!!!!111 how did i miss this???!!! and the purple dress is to die for.
also very very excited about my gov’t issued unicorn. good call, phil.
June 5, 2008 at 11:01 am
The Republicans, however, and their NRA memberships, will blast that pegacorn to Hell.
June 24, 2008 at 8:54 pm
I felt the same way that night. We can revel in that for a long time, can’t we?
Oh, but didn’t you get the memo? That is clearly a “terrorist fist jab.” Ha!
Have a great day!