Item: Personalized Cake Toppers
The pitch: When the party is over and the cake is gone you can have a keepsake to treasure and display for the years to come. These cake toppers are works of art that are a lasting reminder of your very special day.
Price: Oh, we’ll get to that
Can I really blame the industry itself for the explosion of personalized cake toppers? If there is demand, surely companies must supply. But much like the makers of handguns get sued when someone commits murder using their product, I’m going to go after them anyway. In fact I’m thinking of filing a class action lawsuit on behalf of all couples who woke the morning after their wedding and said, “Did we seriously just spend two thousand, five hundred dollars for a figurine of me flashing you my crotch on top of a wedding cake?” Speaking of handguns, let’s take a look at what the personalized cake topper industry can provide for your special day.
Incidentally, the text that accompanies the last one will provide a special little Friday treat for all you Virginia Polytechnic Institute alumni: “In case you’re curious, the big turkey is the mascot for Virginia Tech University.” Awww, how cute. Virginia Tech’s mascot is now the turkey. That’s adorable.