Sorry for the previous short post by the way. I’ve been distracted. My fiancé bestowed the greatest gift ever on me yesterday.* It’s an advance copy of Stephen Colbert’s I Am America (And So Can You!). For the ladies, here’s a little preview of the great dating tips that Colbert packs into the book:
And during the meal, order something that will get his attention, like a side of bacon for dessert. I can’t think of anything sexier.
* And this from the girl whose left hand is currently typing while decorated with a tasty bauble bestowed a month ago. But seriously, the book is that good.