“What do you mean I should have my back in the corner? No no, make him stand there. I bought/was given this ass, and I’ll be damned if I won’t show it off. Can someone reach back behind me and get the bouquet? It’s been balanced there for the past 30 minutes. Now hurry up and take the picture. I can only flex my cheeks for 5 seconds at a time.”
Says the girl who has the ode to KardashAss on her blog…I mean come-ON, how can she even walk in that dress?!!! And for secondsies, what’s with the photo being taken at the back door of the reception hall in what was no doubt close proximity to the dumpster and the chain-smoking busboys on break? Really? Nothing?! Party poopers.