A programming note. For several weeks I’ve not being doing “Pompous Hearts Insufferable Mondays.” Had a change of heart about the whole matter. Dating back to my Brunch Bird days I’ve made it general practice never to write anything on the blog that I wouldn’t say in person. And no matter how insufferable some occupants of the New York Times’ Vows section and its ilk appear to be, the fact is, I would not point this out to their faces should I encounter them browsing for $20,000 imported Peruvian goat chinhair rugs alongside me at ABC Carpet & Home. Therefore, fade to black on that.
“[S]he’s gone soft on us, like some schoolboy bitch.”