Why Four-Star Clemson Recruit Kenneth Page is Now Invited to My Wedding

Because he knows what every couple really wants. Cash money. Gift wrapped with the bank band. Preferably with that new massive-recruiting-violation smell.

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This is the last time I will enjoy this picture. Because unless it’s revealed that this is a picture of Page in transit to distribute his lifetime allowance savings to tubercular orphans, in approximately 15 seconds it will likely mean that Clemson’s going to be on NCAA probation for the next three years. Happy Friday!

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23 Responses to “Why Four-Star Clemson Recruit Kenneth Page is Now Invited to My Wedding”

  1. I-66 Says:

    Here’s to academic/athletic improprieties! Who needs Kelvin Sampson’s illicit text messages? Straight cash, homey.

  2. K Says:

    There goes Clemson, once again giving the ACC a bad name.

    Let’s go, Tarheels!

    😉

  3. janet Says:

    uh oh my husband and FIL are going to be super pissed. Their life happiness depends on Clemson’s athletics successes and failures (which is really fun to live with).

  4. bobby Says:

    kp is the man!!!!!!!!! usc sucks, they couldn’t even keep him in his home town or marquan jones. usc sucks hahahahahahaha

    GO TIGERS

  5. Andrew Says:

    Man, where did you get all that Money?? And what are you going to do with it??

  6. osvaldo Says:

    u rock budy

  7. Abdol Says:

    Pls i need money ejami see

  8. Akpos Says:

    Wants to be like you all. Love ur swaga. Peace.

  9. Akpos Says:

    Pls i need empowerment 4rm u. I mean real money please. Give me joy this year. Thanks.

  10. Court Clay Hames Says:

    Damn, why did he split those bands up like that, each band is supposed to hold 100 notes. Oh wait, they are only 20’s he is holding probably 50,000. You know someone showing off like that is going to have their og big heads on the outside if they have any.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    the bands are split because clowney sacked them

  12. Joseph Gadberry Says:

    Dumbass.

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  17. Kris Pattison Says:

    This guy is the man! Please come to our wedding!

  18. url Says:

    He cogido tu rss feed ya que no puedo ver tu emazil para suscribirme a sus hyperlink o servicio
    e-newsletter. ¿ Dispones una direccion? Por favor hazme sabeer de que manera podria.
    Solo me gusxtaria mucho recibir su novedades.
    Gracias!.

  19. Donn Cornett Says:

    Regards,

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  21. Tona Covell Says:

    Regards,

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