Because he knows what every couple really wants. Cash money. Gift wrapped with the bank band. Preferably with that new massive-recruiting-violation smell.
This is the last time I will enjoy this picture. Because unless it’s revealed that this is a picture of Page in transit to distribute his lifetime allowance savings to tubercular orphans, in approximately 15 seconds it will likely mean that Clemson’s going to be on NCAA probation for the next three years. Happy Friday!