Because I can, that’s why.
1. Stylista, appearing this fall on the CW immediately after America’s Next Top Model, will be the greatest show ever in the history of television. I’m BFF-contractually obligated to say that. Why, you ask? Take a gander at fourth from the right. Look familiar? Yes, that’s our girl Johanna, all growsed up and ready to unleash her sartorial reign of terror on the entire country. I couldn’t be prouder. Mainly, because this means I’ll have an actual celeb at the wedding. You see how this all comes back to me?
2. When I first heard it, I did not think much of this. After multiple listens during a particularly angry session at the gym last night, I am now on board. And the first person who makes a “you know how I know you’re gay?” joke is getting banned for life from the comments for the crime of triteness.
3. There is nothing like the icy stab of fear that comes from suddenly seeing one’s daily stats jump by 3,000+ hits. My first thought is always, “Oh crap, who linked to me?” Well in this case it wasn’t an incoming link, it was that for some odd reason on Sunday and Monday, anyone Google Imaging “Jenna Bush” or “Jenna Bush wedding” or some permutation thereof seemed to find their way to BridalBird. Oddly enough, I haven’t posted about the first daughter in quite a while. As for the wedding itself, I will say that it sounds like it was lovely. In fact it’s the exact wedding we would have held had we opted for Plan B, which was to get married just outside of Austin. My only point of contention about the Bush-Hagar nuptials was the repetition in the press of the idea that Jenna was having a “laid-back affair.” Chickadee had 15 bridesmaids. Yes, I know she said her sister was her only bridesmaid and that the 14 female friends standing behind her sister in matching dresses were merely a “house party” but um, if it looks like a monster wedding and it smells like a monster wedding…But that’s truly nitpicking because everything else looked swell. Except a few names on the guest list. Obviously.
4. I’m a little in love with Jim Johnson today.