Confucius say “You’re having twins, suckahs!”

(Photo from Pret a Voyager.)

On Sunday evening, my fiancé and I took lazy to new heights. But at some point we decided to get downright ambitious and amble down to Chinatown for some Full Key. Incidentally, if you don’t know about Full Key, it’s a few blocks back from the larger, touristy joints and it is delicious. Bring cash though (and a healthy appreciation for the sight of dead ducks). No cards accepted. Anyhoodles, at the end of the meal he opens his fortune cookie.

Fiancé: “You will have great success this winter.”
Me: “Hah. Winter is post-wedding. Maybe it means we’re going to have a baby.”
Fiancé: “Yep.”
Me (opening my fortune cookie): “You will have great success this winter.”
Fiancé and I: “Oh, f***.”


6 Responses to “Confucius say “You’re having twins, suckahs!””

  1. Arjewtino Says:

    So your success isn’t deemed great and his is?

    Now THAT is the problem.

  2. Mary Ellen Says:

    Excellent! Best you start to prepare now. We’ll book your babysitting services for two hours on June 7… In return, I’ll start a matchy-matchy clothing box with your name on it.

  3. I-66 Says:

    “Hey, we’re out of these ‘New Love’ cookies.”
    “Well, open up the ‘Stick With Your Wife’ barrel.”

  4. Bridal Bird Says:

    Arjewtino–Dangit. Typo. Both identical.

    ME–Oh schadenfreude thy name is current twin parent.

    I-66-If there’s an incident in life that can’t be tied back to a Simpsons episode I don’t want to know what it is. Also, coincidentally, I once considered having an affair with a woman named Mindy.

  5. Velvet Says:

    That must’ve been until Marge found a turkey behind the bed.

  6. Bridal Bird Says:

    Indeed, on my vacation away from worky. 😉

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