I Tried to Get Out, But They Kept Pulling Me Back In

Sept. 1, 2007
“I’m not going to get any bridal magazines. I think they’ll just make me a little crazy. Plus, it’s so much about the materialism that the wedding industry pushes.”

Oct. 1, 2008
“Oh God, I hit a foot.”

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5 Responses to “I Tried to Get Out, But They Kept Pulling Me Back In”

  1. Michelle Says:

    Well, in your defense, they’re 85% advertising. Take that away and you’re at maybe 3 inches.

  2. I-66 Says:

    There’s a “that’s what she said” joke in here, but because I like you I won’t make it.

  3. Hammer Says:

    Actually, that’s what Chris Hanson said.

  4. Phil Says:

    Base to tip? Where are you measuring from?

  5. Nadine Says:

    But you can still be all smug about them as you have not given in to their crass materialism.

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